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ACT FOUR

 

FADE IN:

 

INT. TOWN INN CELLAR - NIGHT

 

Xena has the kids in a circle around her. On the ground are small pots, with strings attached to them. Also on the floor are a pile of rocks, and some sticks.

 

XENA

All right. Here's what

we're gonna do....

 

 

PATTA

What are those?

 

Patta picks up a jug and sniffs it.

 

PATTA

(cont’d)

EEEWWW!!!

 

Xena takes the pot and puts it back down.

 

XENA

Now, at each door,

you put one of these.

 

PATTA

How come?

 

ZIGGY

Will you shut up?

You're such a GIRL!

 

Xena looks at Ziggy and raises her eyebrows. She pushes several pots over to him and gives him a bit of wood with a smoldering end.

 

XENA

Take this. Put the pot down,

then light the string.

 

ZIGGY

Like this?

 

Xena can't quite stop him in time. The string catches and burns down, and the oil in the pot starts smoking.  The stench is incredible.

 

PATTA

EEEWWW!!!!!

GROOOSSSS!!!

 

The children run away from the pot, leaving Xena to douse the smoke with one of her hemp bags.

 

XENA

Get back here. We

have to get these ready!

 

 

PATTA

(covering nose and mouth)

How come? Those guys

will just hurt us! You're crazy!

 

Xena looks up the ceiling, and appears to be talking to herself. After a moment, she looks at the kids.

 

XENA

(seriously)

Listen to me. Your families might be out

there, might be hiding, like you are.

They're counting on you to help them.

Do you want to let them down?

 

Slowly, the children edge back towards her.

 

PATTA

But we're just kids.

This is so stupid.

 

XENA

It's not stupid.

 

ZIGGY

You're stupid, Patta.

 

Xena rubs her head with one hand. She starts to get up, but moves the wrong way and half sits, half falls back down. The frustration at both the children and her injury is almost too much. Xena grabs one of the pots and glares at it.

 

Ziggy grabs Patta and another girl and pulls them over. They sit down next to Xena.

 

ZIGGY

(cont’d)

That hurts a lot huh?

 

Xena slowly puts the jug down.

 

XENA

Yeah.

(looking up)

You gonna help, or not?

 

PATTA

I don't get it. Why do

we need to do this?

 

XENA

Remember my friend?

 

The rest of the children come over.

 

PATTA

The one who ran away?

 

XENA

She didn't run away. She went to get

help. She went to get all your fathers,

so they could come back here

and beat up all the nasty guys.

 

 

ZIGGY

Yeah? Cool!

 

XENA

Yeah. Except when they get here,

if they can't get in, they can't help us.

 

PATTA

Oh.

(looking at pots)

So... what do these

do, besides stink?

 

Xena picks up a stick and draws a circle in the dirt floor.

 

XENA

Here's your town. All around you got

lots of trees, with lots of thick leaves.

 

PATTA

Yeah. So?

 

XENA

Fill the town with stinky stuff,

where's it gonna go?

 

The kids all look at each other.

 

PATTA

Nowhere. It'll just stay

here and stink!

 

Xena takes her bit of wood and draws a line through the circle.

 

XENA

Unless?

 

Xena waits. The children all look at her uncomprehendingly. Then Ziggy puts his finger on the line Xena just drew.

 

ZIGGY

Unless they open the gates? Like when

the wind blows in from behind the barn and

they gotta do that so you don't smell the....

 

XENA

Yeah. You got it.

 

Patta picks up a pot.

 

PATTA

Ooohhh. Okay. You really think your

friend will come back? I sure wouldn't.

 

Finally, Xena smiles, just a little.

 

XENA

She'll be back.

 

 

Patta shakes her head as she picks up another pot.

 

PATTA

She must be crazy.

 

Xena watches the children leave the cellar through the hatch. The hatch closes and she looks at the remains of the one, ruined, stinky pot.

 

XENA

Crazy like a fox.

(beat)

I hope.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN GATES - OUTSIDE - NIGHT - SOME TIME LATER

 

The wagon train is pulled up down the road, out of sight from the town gates.  The stretch of road and the open space between the walls and where they are seems vast, and it is well lit by moonlight.

 

Guards stand behind the wall, just visible with crossbows at the ready. Logs have been pushed up to reinforce the gates.

 

Gabrielle stands behind a tree with Balar, reviewing the scene.

 

BALAR

To rush the gates is lunacy.

We'll all be killed.

 

Gabrielle stares at the gates.

 

GABRIELLE

You're right.

 

 

BALAR

We should go get the prince. His

forces will smash these brigands!

 

GABRIELLE

But the people inside there will be

dead by the time you get back.

Are you willing to risk that?

 

BALAR

If we die trying to save them, is

that a risk they would want us to take?

 

For a long moment, Gabrielle is silent.

 

GABRIELLE

I don't know.

(looking at Balar)

But it's a risk I will take. Will you?

 

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN INN - EXTERIOR - NIGHT

 

Loud voices drift out the door to the inn. It has been taken over as the raider's new headquarters, and there are many men inside.

 

A small figure runs over and stoops near the door. The door slams open, and a man leaves the inn, belching loudly. He walks right past the boy hiding in the shadows and heads towards the gates. The door swings shut.

 

Ziggy puts the pot down, and tries to light it, but his hands are shaking so badly the rope will not catch.

 

ZIGGY

(whispering)

Cccccome on.

 

Finally, it catches. Ziggy pulls another pot from his pocket, and looks around, then runs off.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT TOWN STABLES - NIGHT - SAME TIME

 

Patta and her friend run over to the door to the stable and set their pots down. They look around, but the area is relatively deserted.

 

They whisper together, turning their backs on the path as they concentrate on lighting the rope.

 

PATTA

I still think this is stupid, Bean.

 

BEAN

Shh. Let's hurry up and get

out of here before I throw up!

 

Behind them, unseen, a man appears. He spots the two girls.

 

MAN

HEY!

 

PATTA

Oh!

 

The two girls turn around and spot the man. They get up as he starts towards them, and turn and run.

 

BEAN

Hurry!

 

MAN

Stop! Stop! Hey!

You brats! Stop!

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN ROAD - NIGHT - SAME TIME

 

Gabrielle stands before two groups of men. One group holds farming tools, the other sacks over their backs.

 

GABRIELLE

Balar, take your men and go to the spring.

Brac, you and your group run to the wall

when I give you the signal, and start digging.

 

BALAR

But they'll see us! This is crazy, we

can't beat these men. We'll all be killed.

 

GABRIELLE

No you won't. They'll be busy.

(pausing)

I promise.

 

 

The other group leader scratches his head.

 

BRAC

I don't get it.

 

Gabrielle picks up a long stick from a nearby wagon. She hefts it.

 

GABRIELLE

I'm going to go distract them. With any

luck, they'll be busy coming after me,

and that'll leave you free to go.

 

BALAR

But.... They'll kill you.

 

GABRIELLE

(seriously)

They might. But it's my life, and it's

the one I’m the most willing to risk.

 

Gabrielle walks away from the men, away from the trees, and emerges into the moonlight.

 

BALAR

Gabrielle!

 

Gabrielle turns.

 

BALAR

(cont’d)

Why are you doing this?

What's in it for you?

 

GABRIELLE

Everything.

 

 

Gabrielle resumes walking towards the walls.

 

BALAR

She's crazy.

 

BRAC

Yeah. And so are we.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN SHOPS - NIGHT - SHORTLY THEREAFTER

 

Ziggy puts down his last pot. He looks up when he hears Patta and Bean yell.

 

The two girls are running towards him, being chased by a dozen men.

 

Ziggy panics and starts to run too.

 

MEN

Stop! You little bastards!

We'll roast your skinny hides!

 

Ziggy crashes into another boy who was putting pots out. The plan is now a rout, and instinctively they all bolt for the one safe place they know.

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. TOWN INN - CELLAR - NIGHT

 

Xena sits alone in the cellar. Now that the children are gone, she has no need to dissemble and she leans against the wall of the cellar, her face ashen, her eyes closed.  One hand rests on her injured leg; the other is clenched around a bit of broken wagon spoke.

 

The only sound in the room is muffled thumps and blurred voices from the inn, and a soft creak of breaking wood from the vicinity of Xena's fist.

 

Slowly Xena lifts her head, and tosses the wood from her. It is crushed.  Xena looks around the cellar, then picks up her sword, and lays it across her lap.  Her hand flexes on the hilt incessantly.

 

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN GATES - NIGHT

 

Gabrielle walks up the road towards the gates. The men see her, but at first do not react.

 

GABRIELLE

Hey!

 

The guards look at each other.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

Hey! You bunch of losers!

 

GUARD

Get outta here, woman!

 

GABRIELLE

No way, you scum sucking pig!

 

 

Now Gabrielle has the guards’ attention.

 

GUARD

Scram, or we'll shoot you!

 

Gabrielle makes a face at them, then gestures rudely.

 

GABRIELLE

You couldn't hit the broad

side of the Palladium!

 

The guards all raise their crossbows, and one man fires at Gabrielle. She jumps out of the way. Another man fires. Gabrielle leaps over the bolt. A third fires.

 

Gabrielle catches it, gives it a quick double take, then throws it away.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

Losers! That the best

you can do!!!!!

 

The guards are all focused on Gabrielle. Gabrielle raises her hand and waves it.  The waiting townsmen start to crawl forward.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN INN - CELLAR DOORS - NIGHT - SAME TIME

 

The children dash for the cellar and throw the door open, scampering inside only steps ahead of the raiders. Ziggy turns and slams the door shut.

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. TOWN INN CELLAR - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER

 

Ziggy frantically tugs the lock into place then overbalances, falling down the steps and rolling to a halt in front of Xena.

 

All the children are talking at once.

 

PATTA

They chased us!

 

BEAN

They're gonna kill us!

 

ZIGGY

They're right outside!

 

All the rest of the children are crying and yelling. Xena sits in their midst, the calm eye in the storm.

 

The cellar doors suddenly bow inwards, and a thunder erupts as the men bang against them. Bits of wood immediately start to fall down, littering the floor.

 

BEAN

Ah! Ah! We're gonna be kilt!

 

XENA

No, you're not.

 

Xena reaches over her head and grabs the iron bars again, and pulls herself up, getting her good leg under her and picking up her sword.  The children all look up at her and fall silent.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

(quietly)

Get behind me, over there.

 

Xena points with her sword.

 

PATTA

What are you going to do?

 

One of the doors splinters and breaks, half of it falling into the cellar.

 

XENA

I'm gonna do what I do best.

 

 

 

 

The door breaks the rest of the way open, and the men come down the steps. They spot Xena and halt, pulling out their weapons.

 

MAN

Lookie here boys....

We hit pay dirt.

 

Xena smiles with absolutely no humor.

 

XENA

You sure did.

 

She flips the sword in her hand.

 

XENA

(cont’d)

C'mon. Who's first?

 

 

With a yell, the men charge.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN GATES - NIGHT

 

Gabrielle picks up a rock, and throws it with unerring aim, hitting one of the guards. Her voice is hoarse from yelling, and she is running out of energy to dodge arrows with.

 

GABRIELLE

C'mon, you scum suckers!

Come and get me!

 

GUARD

You think we're stupid? You think we're

gonna open these gates? Hahahahaha!

 

Gabrielle's face goes very still. Then she suddenly launches herself at the gates, apparently intent on taking them in a single assault.

 

The guards start firing, rushing to the center of the wall and yelling.

 

CUT TO:

 

INT. TOWN INN CELLAR - NIGHT - SAME TIME

 

Xena is fighting like a cornered wolf. She is holding off two men with her sword, but a third slams her in the side, and she hangs onto the iron precariously.

 

XENA

Damn you!

 

 

Xena somehow holds her weight on one arm and kicks the man with her uninjured leg, while deflecting a cut from the man in front of her.

 

Two men already lay motionless on the floor. There is not enough room for all of them to attack her at once, the only reason Xena is still standing.

 

A half dozen more men rush down the stairs. They hold one of the battering rams in their arms.

 

Xena spots them.

 

RAIDER CHIEF

C'mon, boys. We'll just

ram this right up her....

 

Xena steels herself, releasing the iron rod and throwing herself to one side as the log comes towards her.

 

A huge roar suddenly erupts from behind all of them.

 

In mid motion, Xena is suddenly picked up by a wall of water and carried forward, smashing into the children who clutch onto her like a leather covered raft.

 

XENA

Whooooaaa! What in the....

 

CHILDREN

Aieeeee!

 

The water sweeps them in a whirlpool circle, and without warning, they are thrown over the raiders and propelled up the steps and out of the cellar past them.

 

CUT TO:

 

EXT. TOWN GATES - NIGHT - SAME TIME

 

Gabrielle runs full tilt at the gates yelling at the top of her lungs. The men on guard turn from her, and scramble from the wall.

 

GABRIELLE

Yah! Yeah! Gutless cowards!

Run! That's it!

(under her breath)

I just hope they're running

for the right reason.

 

 

Gabrielle runs right at the gates, and just as she reaches them and appears to be destined to crash bodily into them - they swing open and a wall of water rushes out, picking Gabrielle up off her feet and slinging her sideways.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

Whoooaaa!

 

Gabrielle flings her arms out to keep from going under, and her hands hit something familiar.

 

She grabs hold of it, pulling Xena's body up out of the swirling water and into her arms. Xena grabs hold of Gabrielle, and they tumble through the water, as the raiders wash past them on all sides.

 

Xena catches hold of a passing stump and they pull themselves out of the water to lie on the side of the road as the raiders keep going, the water taking them off into the darkness away from the town.

 

FADE OUT.

 

END OF ACT FOUR

 

TAG

 

FADE IN:

 

INT. TOWN INN - PRIVATE ROOM IN THE BACK - MORNING

 

It is midday. The room is cheerfully lit by sunlight, and the windows are open to let in the cool breeze.

 

Xena is lying on the bed dressed in her shift with her bandaged leg propped up on several very fluffy pillows.

 

 

At her side is a table loaded with assorted goodies, including fruit and pastries. Xena selects a grape and consumes it.

 

The door opens and Gabrielle enters. She is carrying a jug of something, which she brings over to the bed. She sits down and pours something from the jug into a cup, and offers it to Xena.

 

GABRIELLE

This should take the edge off.

 

Xena sniffs the cup, then takes a sip.

 

XENA

Nice.

 

She looks at Gabrielle.

 

XENA
(cont’d)

Thanks. I'll just let this

thing rest up a little and....

 

 

Gabrielle reaches over and covers Xena's mouth.

 

GABRIELLE

I had to put up with how many moons

of Xena, Warrior Hen? We're not

going anywhere until that heals.

 

 

The door bursts open, and the room is suddenly filled with children. Ziggy, Patta, and Bean come forward, the rest stay back giggling.

 

GABRIELLE

(cont’d)

Hi there.

 

Xena studies a butterfly conveniently visible only to her outside the window.

 

ZIGGY

We brought you something!

 

 

Gabrielle waits for Xena to pay attention. When she doesn't, Gabrielle pokes her in the arm.

 

GABRIELLE

Xena.

 

Xena looks at the kids. Ziggy pushes forward and offers Xena a basket.

 

ZIGGY

It's from my folks.

They think you're cool.

 

Xena accepts the basket with visible embarrassment.

 

XENA

Thanks.

 

ZIGGY

I think you're cool, too.

 

 

 

Ziggy flings his arms around Xena and gives her a hug, while Gabrielle watches in delight.

 

ZIGGY

(cont’d)

(whispering)

Sorry we messed up your plan.

 

Xena pats him on the back.

 

XENA

S'all right. You did your best.

 

Ziggy steps back and Patta comes forward. She thrusts a wrapped bundle at Xena. Xena warily takes it.

 

PATTA

I thought you were a

mean old crock, Weener.

 

Gabrielle quietly loses her mind trying not to laugh.

 

 

XENA

Thanks.

 

PATTA

But you said those guys wouldn't

hurt us, and you were right.

That was pretty cool.

 

 

Patta turns and marches away. Bean sidles up to the bed.

 

BEAN

(whispering)

She's just jealous ‘cause the boys

all think you're prettier than she is.

 

Gabrielle covers her eyes. Her body is shaking with laughter.

 

XENA

(muttering)

Thanks.

 

Bean ducks her head and escapes back to the giggling group of children.

 

CHILDREN

Bye!

 

The kids leave, slamming the door behind them.  For a moment, there is utter silence. Then Xena clears her throat.

 

XENA

Laugh it up, blondie.

 

 

Gabrielle reaches over and strokes Xena's hair, ruffling it playfully as she finally lets the chuckles out.

 

GABRIELLE

They're so sweet. You really

were a hero to them, Xena.

 

XENA

Hmph.  Yeah, but I'm damn glad

your plan worked better than mine did.

 

She pauses, then looks up at Gabrielle.

 

XENA
(cont’d)

Thanks.

 

Gabrielle sobers. She looks down at her hands, turning them over and examining the palms.

 

GABRIELLE

Yeah, well. I'm just

glad no one got hurt.

 

Xena watches Gabrielle's face. She puts her hand on one of Gabrielle's and clasps it.

 

XENA

Sometimes people do,

in war. You know that.

 

Gabrielle nods.

 

GABRIELLE

I know. But those men weren't

warriors and I knew that, but

I made them fight anyway.

 

She looks out the window.

 

GABRIELLE
(cont’d)

I guess I have to reconcile in my heart

the fact that I was willing to risk

their lives in order to save yours.

 

 

XENA

(frowning)

Gabrielle, they were fighting for

their homes, and their families.

 

Gabrielle's face tenses into a pained smile.

 

GABRIELLE

Yeah... but I wasn't.

 

XENA

Fighting for their homes and families?

 

GABRIELLE

Mm.

 

Xena gives Gabrielle's hand a squeeze, and then she offers her a cookie from her basket.

 

XENA

No, but you were fighting for yours.

 

 

Gabrielle thinks hard about Xena's words, and then she nods slightly, taking the cookie from Xena and biting into it. She offers the other half to Xena.

 

 

Xena puts her arm around Gabrielle. Gabrielle stretches out next to Xena in the bed, and lets her head rest against Xena's shoulder.

 

FADE OUT.

 

DISCLAIMER

No small children were mortally injured in this motion picture,
but Xena lost several butch points and she is not amused.