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ACT FOUR
FADE IN:
INT. ROOM AT THE INN - LATE AFTERNOON
Gabrielle is sitting on a chair looking contemplatively out the window. There are a few packages on the table next to Gabrielle. The door opens and Xena steps in, quickly closing the door behind her. She walks over to the bed and notes the packages before walking over to Gabrielle
XENA I see you picked up some herbs... and lunch?
Gabrielle turns in her chair and smiles. As Xena approaches she stands and moves forward to meet her.
GABRIELLE I wouldn’t try the nut bread... or the mead.
Xena raises an eyebrow in question.
GABRIELLE (cont’d) Unless of course you want to wind up like the rest of these smiling fools.
XENA Vicus mixing a little henbane into his gifts?
GABRIELLE I’m not sure. It doesn’t seem to wear off like henbane.
Xena spies the nut bread and flask and steps to the table.
XENA What led you to suspect these?
GABRIELLE I went to see Sela again this morning. She was a completely changed woman. Happy as a lark and didn’t remember that she wasn’t excited about the move to Paradise. Her like minded friends were also now glad to be in Paradise.
XENA Maybe they saw the property they were promised?
GABRIELLE I thought that at first, but when she didn’t even remember about her previous concerns, I started to look around at the rest of them. Xena, there’s no way one night would result in that much of a change for everyone.
XENA Mm hm. So, what turned you on to the bread and mead?
GABRIELLE It’s the one thing they all had in common. Or most, anyway. I figured Vicus used two ways to drug these folks in case someone didn’t like mead or nut bread.
Xena produces a brilliant smile.
XENA That’s my bard!
GABRIELLE Oh, you haven’t heard the best part.
XENA Oh?
GABRIELLE I went to Vicus’ shop... to get some supplies.
XENA And do a little investigating?
GABRIELLE Yep, after all I had... have a good teacher.
Gabrielle winks at Xena.
GABRIELLE (cont’d) As I was leaving, Vicus took me over to the baker’s shop and sent me home with this little present he thought you and I would enjoy.
XENA Okay, let’s see if we can figure out what he’s using on these folks.
They sit down at the table and break open the bread, each examining and smelling it.
GABRIELLE Smells great, but really sweet.
XENA Yeah... I think I’ve smelled this stuff before in Chin.
GABRIELLE Ah, that’s probably why I don’t recognize it.
XENA There was this little old man in the market that sold all sorts of herbs for healing use. Dao was a real master at mixing up remedies... or poisons.
Xena takes out her dagger and separates out some seeds from the nut bread.
XENA (cont’d) See these? They come from a flower... a poppy if I remember right. Makes a very powerful drug for pain, but unfortunately very addicting. And this....
She picks out some remnants of dried mushroom.
XENA (cont’d) This stuff is from a very special mushroom. A few bites of this and you’ll be very happy.
GABRIELLE Mushrooms?
XENA Mmm hmm. And this sweet smell is from Da Zao; it helps calm the spirit and harmonize the harsh characteristics of the other ones.
Xena picks through the bread some more.
XENA (cont’d) There’s some other stuff in here I don’t recognize, but I’ll bet it’s all from Chin.
Gabrielle picks up the flask and uncorks it.
GABRIELLE What about this stuff?
XENA Let me smell it. (Pause) Yeah, I’ll bet he’s used the same mixture in here too.
GABRIELLE So, what’s the plan?
FADE TO:
INT. ROOM AT THE INN - NIGHT
Xena banks the fire in the fireplace then looks out the window.
XENA It’s time to go.
Xena extinguishes the candle on the table and looks out the window, checks the shadows for movement and spots several of Vicus’ men watching the Inn.
XENA (cont’d) Grab the nut bread and flask and let’s slip out the window. We’ve got company out there.
GABRIELLE Do you want to lose them?
XENA No, I’d rather know where they are so let them follow us.
They quietly slip out the window and head across the roof of the Inn, flipping down into the haystack by the barn.
XENA (cont’d) Pitch that stuff into the manure pile, Gabrielle.
GABRIELLE Perfect!
XENA Now, let’s see what Vicus is up to with the newcomers.
CUT TO:
INT. HERB SHOP - NIGHT
Xena and Gabrielle enter through a back window.
XENA (cont’d, whispering) So much for security bars on the window.
They move quietly through the shop, examining the contents of the various jars and vials on the shelves, recognizing the usual items that are staples in such shops.
GABRIELLE Nothing unusual here.
Xena moves to Vicus’ desk and picks up a stack of parchments and quickly scans them.
XENA Now, we’re getting somewhere.
Xena hands the stack to Gabrielle.
GABRIELLE Oh, this guy is really slick.
XENA Yeah, he’s got a real sweet deal going here.
GABRIELLE He brings them in with a low price for land and shops, then squeezes them dry every month. They never know they’ve been had because he drugs them daily with mead and breads.
XENA Let’s see what else we can find.
They continue to explore the shop.
GABRIELLE Xena, over here. There’s a locked cabinet.
Xena walks over to the cabinet and pops open the lock with her dagger.
XENA Pitiful.
Gabrielle opens the door and they see a shelf lined with jars marked in symbols from Chin.
GABRIELLE Wow. There’s enough stuff in here to keep these folks drugged forever.
Xena spins and catches a crossbow bolt before it hits Gabrielle. Then she releases her chakram bouncing it off a cauldron heating over a small fire pit in the middle of the room, then banking off a torch holder. It then rebounds back to a fireplace andiron before sailing into the crossbow, splitting it into pieces before returning to her hand as she stands to face Vicus.
Vicus drops what remains of the crossbow in his hand.
XENA Vicus! Nice of you to show up.
Vicus unsheathes his sword, pointing it toward Xena and Gabrielle.
XENA (cont’d) Be careful where you point that thing unless you intend to use it.
VICUS Oh, I intend to use it.
XENA Okay, well, don’t say I didn’t warn you. By the way, nice gig you’ve got going here.
VICUS Thanks.
XENA So what really happened to the baker?
VICUS He caught me adding my special ingredients to his flour one night.
XENA And he tried to stop you?
VICUS Well, he wasn’t in the best of shape to try to stop me. He was a little on the large size from tasting all his goodies.
GABRIELLE Well, someone needs to stop you, so it might as well be us.
VICUS Oh, I don’t intend to let either of you stop me.
XENA Really? All by yourself?
VICUS No, I’m no fool, Xena. We’ve been waiting for you.
A connecting door to the bakery opens and three of Vicus’ guards charge into the room with swords drawn. At the same time, three more guards enter from the back door, swinging their swords wildly.
XENA Aw, Vicus, I’m disappointed in you. I thought you’d at least come at us in a fair fight!
VICUS This is fair, Xena... my kind of fair.
XENA Tsk, tsk... no, Vicus, you’ll need a lot more men than this to make it a fair fight! Aiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiii!
Xena produces her blood curdling war cry and flips into the middle of the room to face Vicus and the other three guards. As she flips, she unsheathes her sword and takes on the men who entered from the back door neatly deflecting their swords. As they scramble to return the attack, Gabrielle steps up, pulls out her sais and engages them, connecting her sais with the swords of the outer two guards and kicking forcefully at the center guard who loses his balance and falls backward through the bakery door. He slams into a shelf containing barrels of flour which topple over onto his head, knocking him cold and covering him from head to toe with flour.
VICUS Get them!
Vicus moves to attack with the other guards. Xena flips into the air once more, grabbing a cross beam with her free hand while her sword connects with two of the guard’s sword arms. They drop to the floor grabbing the injured appendages.
Vicus and the remaining guard watch as Xena flips gracefully from the cross beam back to the floor by the fire pit and caldron. The guard approaches cautiously from her right and Vicus from her left.
XENA So, Vicus, what happens when these folks don’t get their daily drugs?
VICUS That won’t happen, Xena.
XENA I wouldn’t be too sure about that. And, they’re not going to be too happy with you while they go through their withdrawal. I’ve seen that kind of thing in Chin and it’s... nasty... very nasty.
VICUS Well, I guess I’ll just have to keep them supplied then.
The two men attack in unison and Xena effortlessly trades blows with their weapons. All the while Xena is grinning and laughing and leading them on and conversing with Vicus.
Gabrielle easily disarms her two adversaries, finalizing her effort with simultaneous blows to their heads with the hilts of her sais. Their knees wobble for a beat before they crumble in a heap on the floor.
XENA So, who’s the genius behind the drug combination?
VICUS I wish I could take credit for it, but a little man in Chin showed me the correct measurements. He used it to help people who were depressed.
XENA Ah, that would be Dao Chang.
Vicus picks up a flask of oil and throws it at Xena. She deflects it with her sword sending it into the face of the guard causing him to reel backward.
XENA (cont’d) And you figured out a better use for it.
VICUS I’m just trying to keep everyone happy in Paradise.
XENA And make a few dinars in the process?
VICUS Well, I am a businessman after all.
Xena jumps into the air as Vicus and the guard rush toward her at the same time. Vicus’ sword punctures the shoulder of his guard and causes him to stagger back toward the fire pit. The guard catches himself on the caldron to stop himself from falling into the fire. In the process, some of the toxic contents spill on him and he runs screaming into the bakery as his skin blisters up.
XENA Nasty brew, Vicus.
VICUS Just a little experiment.
The cauldron hanging over the fire continues to sway and drip its toxic brew. Xena moves out of its path just as Vicus swings his sword toward her. Instead of making contact with Xena, his sturdy sword slices through one of the chains holding the cauldron, severing it and sending the toxic liquid over him. Xena backs away as he screams out his final breath.
Gabrielle joins Xena as they watch his body disintegrate before them.
XENA I told him not to point that sword at me.
FADE TO:
EXT. HERB SHOP - MORNING - TWO DAYS LATER
Xena and Gabrielle greet the townsfolk as they come to the shop for their daily portion of herbs. Xena prepared a remedy from the stock of herbs in Vicus’ shop to help them through their withdrawal. Tessa comes out of the herb shop with another arm load of pouches.
TESSA How long will they have to take this remedy?
XENA Depends on how long they were taking the drugs.
GABRIELLE How are you doing Tessa?
TESSA Okay, I guess. I’ve got a really bad headache still, but I can deal with it.
GABRIELLE Do you plan on staying here or going back home?
TESSA I’ll probably head home for a bit and see how Mom’s doing, but then I think I’ll try traveling around like she did at my age.
Xena and Gabrielle wince at the thought of Tessa on the road.
XENA Well, just try to stay out of trouble, okay?
Tessa nods and grins at her.
TESSA Getting too old to bail me out like you did mom?
XENA Don’t even go there.
GABRIELLE What about the townsfolk, Xena? Do you think they’ll get back to normal?
XENA It may take a few days, but I’m sure things will return to normal without much of a problem.
Just then, they hear loud voices coming from the leather vendor’s stall.
LEATHER VENDOR Twenty dinars!
CUSTOMER It’s only worth ten.
LEATHER VENDOR (irritably) Ten! Why, you won’t find a better saddle bag in all of Greece!
CUSTOMER (angrily) Then sell your bag to Greece!
Gabrielle looks over at Xena then begins chuckling. Soon Tessa and Xena join her as they watch the two haggle continue to haggle over the price of the saddle bag.
XENA Now, that’s what I call normal.
GABRIELLE Well, so much for life in Paradise!
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT FOUR TAG
FADE IN:
EXT. CREST OF HILL OVERLOOKING PARADISE - MID MORNING
Xena and Gabrielle are riding away from Paradise on their way back to see Tara.
GABRIELLE You know, Vicus did have a good idea.
Xena raises an eyebrow in question.
XENA And that was...?
GABRIELLE To bring all the top artisans to one spot. Just think of all the creative talent that could collaborate and produce who knows what new masterpieces.
Xena nods in agreement.
GABRIELLE (cont’d) The town could have really become a paradise of sorts where people could come for one-stop shopping.
XENA Yeah, but that would kill the trade elsewhere negatively affecting a lot of people who rely on their markets to bring in dinars.
GABRIELLE Oh, I almost forgot!
Gabrielle reaches into her new leather saddle bag and takes out a cloth wrapped package handing it to Xena.
XENA What’s this?
GABRIELLE While you were making all the herb remedies, I experimented with my nut bread recipe. And you were right, as usual. Sometimes things can be just too good to be true.
Xena bites into the nut bread, chews, then moans softly. She swallows and licks the crumbs off her fingers, winking at Gabrielle.
XENA And sometimes... they’re better!
FADE OUT. |
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DISCLAIMER None of the townsfolk were permanently addicted to drugs and Xena’s remedy for withdrawal sickness was later found inscribed in the medical records of Hippocrates citing her as the healer. |